In Tragic News, the "Magic Mike XXL" Cast's Abs Have Been CENSORED
Shared on Reddit over the weekend to much shock and horror, this photo of aMagic Mike XXLposter displayed at a bus stop somewhere in Australia suggests that Aussie folks are too prudish even for a glimpse of man nips. Because for what seem like crazy illogical reasons, Channing and all his bros' torsos have been covered in tight white Spanx shirts undershirts — I mean, aside from the fact that Spanx get hella sweaty when you walk at a brisk pace (let alone hump a dance floor/chair/woman etc. etc.), they don't even need compression garments to make their abdominals tight and rippling. So, for comparison's sake and just because it's nice to look at, here's the poster in all its shirtless glory as God intended:
Yes, this is some rank Photoshop fuckery. But there's a twist! Fortunately, it's also one that does involve Channing's shiny pecs: The posters are apparently printed on "special day/night paper," and this means that after dark, the clothes come off! Just as male strippers would want, really; that's science for you. Pity the people who bought tickets not expecting the nudity, I suppose, except nope, don't because it will be a revelatory experience.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm just going to fly to Australia to steal one of these posters, because the whole "OMG, it's nearly dusk and I can just about make out Channing's nipple" deal will never get old.
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